March 2012
February 2012
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kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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